No Gods, No Gangsters

A Journal from the trenches of a Brooklyn apartment hunt. I'm a 30-something who is trying not to get screwed by real estate gangsters.

fuck yeah

Owner occupied, 3 bedrooms, dining room, dishwasher, washer/dryer, big kitchen, backyard, bike parking in the basement, green renovation. Fuck Yeah! Unfortunately, this matches all the signs of gentrification and only supports those of the Hasidim. Whatever. It rocks!

Not quite gangster

Not quite gangster

Franklin ave

Franklin ave

Franklin ave

Franklin ave

4 bedrooms?

Ha! Maybe if your 4th roomate is 4 feet tall.

Charming graffiti on an otherwise depressing blick

Charming graffiti on an otherwise depressing blick

Check out the fake stucco!

Check out the fake stucco!

Real Estate web 1 and a half

Not Gangster posting list!

4 bedrooms

There are affordable 4 bedrooms in Clinton Hill and Bed Stuy. There must be a catch.

Brooklyn Real Estate is a Ghetto

And this is where you can read about one 30-something’s adventure in not getting screwed. Enjoy.